Rant

Haven't posted in a minute... But I got some rants lol

What is it with old people (or anyone really) at the gym thinking they need to wear spandex? I really dont want to see that much. The rest of us seem to get by ok with basketball shorts or sweats and a T-shirt. Give it a try.

98 year old people who can't see over the dashboard much less the steering wheel = you shouldn't be driving.

Global warming. IT'S SNOWING IN THE MIDDLE OF APRIL AL GORE! TELL ME ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING SOME MORE please. Because I haven't seen it snow in april since I was like 3. Not to mention 2008 was globally the coldest year on record in like the last 30 years. You are just making things up, just like you invented the internet.

All you fake people walking around with your spikey hair and freakish orange tans acting like you are better than every one else. Guess what. You're not. Being a total douche does not classify you as a superior being.

Paris Hilton and all the rest of the people that are famous for God only knows what reason. Die. Or at least live gracefully and quietly. No one cares that you have a dog that can fit in a match box. No one cares that you are best freinds with some other rich b*tch that I've never heard of. And PLEASE EAT SOMETHING. I don't like looking at peoples pelvic bones when they walk. It grosses me out.

Overpaid athletes, more specifically Alex Rodriguez of the worst team to ever exist, the NY Yankees, when you make more in a year than the entire payroll of the Tampa Bay Rays, something is wrong. And lay off the juice, all it's gonna do is make you fat and worthless by the time you are 50. If your heart doesn't explode before then.

Barack Obama. How you ever won the election is beyond me. I don't know why anyone would vote for such a hard left, socialist, anti-American, anti-Constitution, anti-Religion (Yeah did you hear about this? This guy goes to speak at Brown University, a Catholic University, and asks that all religious symbols and refrences be covered. AND THEY DID IT! WAY TO CAVE BROWN!), anti-Life candidate. WHY? For the historical matter of helping elect the first black prez? He and everyone else seem to forget he's half white too. You hear what he said about his own grandmother? "She is a typical white person..." And went on to describe her as a typical white person, making all white people out to be basically racist. Wow. Good Job.

Abusers of 911/EMS/Fire system. So you are sick. You have been sick for the last month. What changed to make you call 911 at 3 am? Nothing? Do you want to go to the hospital by ambulance? No? You just thought it would be nice to get me up out of bed just because? Or?

Nickleback. Worst. Band. Ever. How can you make a career out of 1 song? Change the Lyrics and sell it to people who have never once thought that music can be made not canned!

Out.